I contain multitudes. Oh sorry, that’s when I’m unmedicated.

Hi, I'm Alissa. I was diagnosed with ADHD and autism at 42, which explained basically everything. I preach sermons, write poems and prayers, photograph things, and produce flowcharts of genuinely alarming specificity, all through the lens of my neuro-sparkly brain. I've been married to Tim for almost 21 years — he is unfortunately stuck with me but he seems happy, and I am happy, too. We have two almost-grown boys and two cats (Max and Daisy, who are perfect little angel babies). I’m filled with perimenopausal rage and I’m a little feral. I'm fine. This is fine. Everything is fine. Welcome to my website.